08 December 2011 ~ 0 Comments

After the Twelve Days of Christmas…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves… And a shiny new BrewTender® from TavernToys.com…

At first after receiving all that – I asked myself… Besides the BrewTender® which was love at first sight. And of which I immediately filled with beer and began wasailing to my very favorite Christmas carol, which of course is Canon Rock by the Transyberian Orchastra – AWESOME!  And the dancing girls and milk-maides (they could be prove to be interesting)… And the gold rings, which of course with the price of gold being what it is - (The rings I can pawn for a pretty good price)…  But what the heck am I gonna do with all this other crap!  I mean those incesant drummers with their endless drumming - And good God, those Leaping Lords in tights (ugh!)… And all those birds, imagine the mess!  Just when my frustration had peaked (and pecked – damn birds), it came to me – It was so simple!

I’ve got the makings for a KICK-ASS, New Years Eve Party!!!

The opions expressed in this article do not necessarily reflect those of either the management, or even a particularly sane individual…  But that’s just this guys opinion!  Happy Holidays to all, and to all a Kick-Ass night!

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