02 March 2012 ~ 0 Comments

2012 Nightclub & Bar Show: (A “Super” Good Time!)…

This just in from: Rolling Stoned Magazine &  The Puffington Post…

Our two favorite ”Super Hero’s” - “Magnificent Martin” and his side-kick ”Dangerous Dave…”  Are busy readying themselves and their Samurai weapon’s of choice:  The BrewTender’s (portable tabletop cooling drink/draft beer tower dispenser’s)… To yet once again venture to: “Sin City!”  To fight the ultimate crime against humanity (serving warm beer, which is way bad; shame on you… yeah, you know who you are!).  And when we, their ever faithfull followers call them “Super Hero’s” we don’t say that lightly.  Because their noble quest or super-power if you will, is to bring justice!  No they are not lawyer’s (heaven forbid!) – oh, uh, if you are a lawyer and you’re reading this; please refer to the liability waiver at the bottom… Now, where was I? Oh yes…  Not only are Magnifficiant Martin and Dangerous Dave, not lawyer’s - to my knowledge neither of them has  ever passed any bar (with or without an exam going on)… without going in!  Nay!!! Nay, I say!!! They defend with their very lives us all! - as they continue their dauntless efforts intent on ending once and for all the tyrany suffered by countless thousands of bar-patrons.  Patrons who perhaps at this very minute are being perpetually perniciously persecuted… As they are forced to endure yet again, the burden of drinking ever warming, otherwise really good draft beer.  Draft beer served by the magnifficiant and dangerous ones, arch nemesis!… The cold beer pinching: Pitifully Pesky Beer Pickling Pesky Pitcher! (warm beer is so not nice, I had to say Pesky twice!)… So now (well, maybe not this very minute) but soon!  Come join me and a multitude of others that we infection-ately refer to our movement as: “Occupy Las Vegas Convention Center” – who the hell would want to hang out on Wall Street? No free booze samples there!!!)…  In meeting those two noble crime fighters, at their exhibitors booth, known the world over as:  “The Tower of Super Powered Beer Tower-Tubes.”  (so much cooler than: The Fortress of Solitude). I mean really, solitude!… Who wants to party by themselves?…  Join us at booth #965 – at this years Nightclub Bar & Restaurant Show in LasVegas, NV - March 13 & 14.  Otherwise, if you don’t support these two brave magnificent and dangerous souls in their noble quest… Perhaps you (not me, I’ve already got BrewTender’s) shall never again enjoya great cold draft beer… And that my friends and foes (foes; being you purveyors of: Pitifully Pesky Beer Pickling Pesky Pitchers) – Is this quy’s opinion!!! 

Liability waiver/disclaimer – The author of this blog hereby pleads insanity.  And if necessary, in his defense against any/all liability, will take the, or better still drink from, a fifth… or half gallon as deemed necessary under advisement from his lawyer: Jack Daniels, Esq.  -  End transmission…

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