Twas the night before Christmas truly a night in December to remember. Cause nowhere in sight was my frigging, BrewTender. I searched all through the cabinets… I searched high and low. I searched throughout the kitchen and the basement below. The thought of no BrewTender for the Christmas Eve party, was more than I could bare - so [...]
For all you party animals out there; including but not limited to: Lycanthropes, Sanguinarians, Witches and Wizards. Here’s a Halloween party-tip that’s sure to make all your quests – ”Howl at the Moon” with fright! and delight!! ————- From the journal of two ”Mad” party guys: FRANK & STEIN (aka: Martin & Dave) How we created the Monster – [...]
This just in from: Rolling Stoned Magazine & The Puffington Post… Our two favorite ”Super Hero’s” - “Magnificent Martin” and his side-kick ”Dangerous Dave…” Are busy readying themselves and their Samurai weapon’s of choice: The BrewTender’s (portable tabletop cooling drink/draft beer tower dispenser’s)… To yet once again venture to: “Sin City!” To fight the ultimate crime against humanity (serving warm beer, which is [...]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves… And a shiny new BrewTender® from TavernToys.com… At first after receiving all that – I asked myself… Besides the BrewTender® which was love at first sight. And of which [...]
I remember… Tortured soul oaks looming amidst fallen yellows and crimson enhancements – Flight night air filled with ghosts, cryptically plotting ghouls and witches enchantments. I remember… Dismally twisted skeletal branches… Shall it be treat for me, or trick for you? – Willing to take your chances..? Nightmarish stories not to lament – “The Legend [...]
The boys@taverntoys.com are at it again… Heading off to Chicago to the International Restaurant Show to exhibit their galactically famous cooling beer tower dispenser – The BrewTender® booth 634… Ah Chicago, the windy city on the inland sea Lake Michigan… So beautiful Chicago is with all of its hundreds if not thousands of specialty destinations this [...]
Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a holiday held on May 5 that commemorates the Mexican army‘s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. It is celebrated primarily in the state of Puebla and in the United [...]
There have been many theory’s as to how man (no doubt the Irish) domesticated the wolf (canis lupis) to become today’s modern family dog (canis lupis familiaris). The true story is as follows – Once upon a time in a cave far far away. There were these two Irish troglodytes (cave-men) named Martin and David; who we [...]
The boys@taverntoys.com are once again exhibiting their invention – The BrewTender® as well as an all new assortment of fun-tastic collegiant licensed products and awesome tailgating accessories; at the Nightclub & Bar Trade Show in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada – When..? Tuesday 03/08/2011 through Wednesday 03/09/2011 Where..? The Las Vegas Convention Center (booth 261). This will be [...]
The Boys at TavernToys.com are once again on the Go! This time they’re off to the Sports Licensing and Tailgating Show – Held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel Casino in fabulous Las Vegas, NV. When this guy caught up to ask the boys what they hoped to gain by attending the show. They both (Martin & [...]
